she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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