I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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