that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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