I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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