let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
