I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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