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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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