I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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