Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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