why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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