youre lurking in front of me
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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