Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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