I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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