thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I want to stick my p in your. b.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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