Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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