she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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