We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Randomize