You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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