Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.