omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.