Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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