halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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