she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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