honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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