Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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