He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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