idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Less talking, more tequila
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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