His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
why do cheetos always look like penises
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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