I am puke
Four minutes until I can fart!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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