just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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