How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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