Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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