There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
