he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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