If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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