drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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