did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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