Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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