Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
This is the high leading the old right now
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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