life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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