bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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