just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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