It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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