whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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