Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You work out of a Hotel?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
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Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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