Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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