I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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