24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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