i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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