C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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