It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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