The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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