Quick, to the slutcave!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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