if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We have started to decorate penises.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I have already put on my inside pants.
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