this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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