yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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